my edward

the forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest.

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...

quick facts

Name: Shroom
Age: 14 years young
B'day: July 22, 1994
Dislikes: stealers, cheaters, chatspeak, lemons, traitors, the Civil War, liars, snobs, etc.
Likes: Twilight saga, Going Nowhere Faster, Shrek 2, making graphics, Taylor Swift, my buddies, Gaspard Ulliel, Edward Cullen, the mall, cheese, Mexican food, sugar, etc.
Fave Song: White Flag

about me

There's really no way to decribe me. I can be crazy, I can be sensitive. I'm unique and I know it. You can either love me or hate me - there's hardly anything in between. I love my family and friends more than anything alse in the world. My best friend is my aunt's dog Mushu. She trusts me entirely and is the only person I can always count on to be on my side. I love all things furry and hate all things with more than four legs. Pretty much, I keep to myself and love unconditionally.

quote best describing me

I'm pretty sure this fits me perfectly. My best friend Bella used to always say it to me, when I would scoff at guys. I'm not much into guys, but I kind of want to be.

favorite quotes

"You're pretty white for an Indian!"
"What?!?"
- Haley and me

"Oh, no! Bob jumped! *jump*"
- Me, Sloane, Haley

"If I have another kid, I'm gonna name him Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna Boggan. And if it's a girl, Juanita Lopez de Santa Anna Boggan."
- Coach Boggan (Bogganator)

"El shut upo."
- Coach Boggan (Bogganator)

"You owe me cheese."
- Haley

"Why are we here?"
"To make music!"

- Mr. Quinn and our band class

"Rule Number 76: No excuses, play like a champion."
- Mr. Willard

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
- Dr. Seuss

"Happiness is washing dishes."
- Maggie

"As the Spanish say, 'no.'"
- Coach Boggan (Bogganator)

"After soccer games, they run around the field screaming 'Bataka!!' at the top of their lungs."
- Coach Boggan ("Bataka" is "potato" in my language)

"You shall perish under the might of my mighty mightiness!"
- Dave the Barbarian (and me)

"Did you just say that you want to go out with your brother?!?"
- Angileah

"What's 6 x 2?"
"Eight!"
- Ms. Hyman and me

"Stop acting like a bunch of reptiles!"
- Mrs. Clapsadle

"Why are we here?"
"To make music!"
"What?!?"
"Whoops."
- Mr. Wade and me

"Oh my gawd."
"Oh my gawd!"
"OH MY GAWD!"
- Haley, me, and some creepy guy

"You can neither create nor destroy NAGASAI, mass, matter, or energy."
- Mrs. Clapsadle (when my friend Naga was talking)

"Care to pick up your cell phone?"
- Mrs. Clapsadle (when Reeves' phone falls from pocket)

"Does 0² equal one?"
- Uday (stupidly nerdy kid in math class)

"You can still live with a fake liver."
"I don't want a fake liver!"
"I have to write that down."
- Me, Sloane, & HayHay

"While I go run these down to the office, do you promise to not take drugs or have sex?" - Mrs. Clapsade

for my stalkers

basic

Name: Sharvari
Gender: Female
Nicknames: Shrew, Sharv, Sharvinator, etc.
Age: 13
Sexuality: Straight
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Braces: Nope. But I need them
Glasses: Nope. But I do have contacts.
Tatoos: No way!
State: Tennessee
Programs you use: MS Paint and Gimp 2

contacts

AIM: thefurryshrew
E-mail: myedward@gubblebum.net
ClubPenguin: Pudgy Puggy

favorites

Animal: Penguin / Panda / Polar Bear
Food: Indian Food
Drink: Water & Sprite
Smiley: :P
T.V. Show: House, M.D.
Movie: Shrek, Shrek 2, Ella Enchanted, Parent Trap, etc.
Color: Blue
Book: Twilight saga, Going Nowhere Faster
Game: Rock Band
Game System: Wii
Flower: Roses, tulips, marigolds, etc.

my type of guy

Hair Color: Brown
Eyes: Blue or Brown
Smart or Funny: Funny, but not retarded.
Cute or Average: Average, I guess.
Personality: Smart only sometimes, nice, funny, sweet, interesting, loving, likes to laugh

this or that

Vanilla or Chocolate: Depends on my mood.
Cat Or Dog: Dog
Meat or Veggies: Veggies (I am a vegetarian.)
Fruit or Veggies: Fruit
Cash or Check: Cash
Winter or Spring: Spring
Fall or Summer: Summer (Summer Vacation)
Long or Short sleeves: Short Sleeves
Hugs or Kisses: Hugs

can you...

Play an instrument?: Yes, three.
Sing the Alphabet backwards?: Sadly, no.
Eat a whole pizza: Yes!
Read Music: Duh, yes.
Go a Day Without Food: Probably not. No, no, no way.

for or against...

Gay Marriage: For.
Suicide: Against.
School: For.
War: Against
Sponge Bob: For, all the way, babe!

what are you...

Eating: Girl Scout Thin Mints
Drinking: Nothing.
Doing: Homework
Watching: House, M.D.
Holding: A pencil
Looking at: The computer screen
Listening to: My bro singing.
Thinking: I hate math.

random questions

Birth Day: July 22, 1994
What Shampoo do You use?: Nyle. It's from India.
Do you Consider Yourself to be Middle-Class?: Yeah...I suppose.
Do you live in the Suburbs?: Yes, Germantown rocks!
Do you, or have you Dyed your hair?: Nope.
Get motion sick?: Very rarely.

music

Coming soon, I promise.

books

Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Going Nowhere Faster, Once Upon A Marigold, Ella Enchanted, Frannie in Pieces, etc.

movies

Don't even get me started...

television

House, M.D.
Scrubs
San Antonio Spurs Basketball Games
Lotsa random things...

hates

Rap Music
Math
Stealers
Cheaters
Liars
Snobs
Violence
War
And on and on...

loves

My BFFs
Gaspard Ulliel
Reading
Music
And on and on...

facts

My mom had malaria 3 times while pregnant with me.
I live off junk food.
I'm a firm believer in Hinduism.
I was born and lived in India for 4 years.
I have frequent laughing fits and can't shut up.
When I grow up, I'm going to disprove the Big Bang Theory.
I have fainted at the sight of blood before.
I'm terrified of mannequins. They're watching me.
I'm a vegetarian. Not even seafood. But I'm not a vegan.

Please don't steal. Really, that's all I ask.